justice rules

“the girls are crazy,” says daddy.
“they’re not crazy. they’re beautiful,” says he.
“you’re awesome, dude.”
“i’m not awesome. i’m cool.”

drive by

just a quick one, as i’m a fabricaholic.
fabricworm is giving away 2 fat quarter bundles of the new good folks line by anna maria horner at the fabric shopper.
i want them.
so there.

the christmas tree massacre of ‘09

when justice was sick with strep throat, i heard a blood-curdling scream emanating from the front room.
“my pissmas tree! my pissmas tree!”
the trash guys were getting our tree from the curb.
he was crazy-upset.
see, they were putting it in the wood-chipper.
it was like fargo.
but worse.

interview me

bri AND sonrie both posted about an interview dealie-bob going ’round and i submitted myself to their lines of questioning. here are bri’s questions:
1. Would you rather walk naked through the grocery store or lick all the meat at the butcher counter?
-i would definitely go naked through the grocery store. i have a [...]

wanna know what’s funny?

when my baby sneezes 10 times while nursing.
and doesn’t wake up.
seriously.
it’s quite hilarious.

new music monday xii

here’s an original song i wrote in parts. the chorus was done in arizona with the big girls. our garbage man used to come through the alley (which i loved) and the girls were fascinated by him. the verses were written last year with the boy when it became increasingly obvious that [...]

one down, three to go

(there be poop-talk here.)
prunes are my new hero.
miss james feels much better, thank you very much.
like, up to her shoulders good.
too bad we had to leave in 5 minutes to get the girls to school on time.
and she had to have a bath.
and justice refused to change his wet shirt.
and i had to tie scout’s [...]

let’s see…

sunday
daddyjay leaves.
jillianne has horrible ear pain.
i notice white gunk in her ear canal.
possible swimmer’s ear?
monday
jillianne says her ear feels wet.
affirmative.
liquid pouring out of her ear.
call doc for afternoon appointment.
call from nurse about said ear.
doc finds fluid pooled in ear canal AND behind eardrum.
get antibiotic for her.
tuesday
jilly’s ear is still oozing.
jamison is constipated.
pick up justice from [...]

tardy tunes tuesday

also known as new music monday xi
i love this song.
i’m just gonna put that out there.
i hope you like it, too.

i wanna also go on record saying i can’t stand to watch myself or hear myself sing. i know when i mess up and don’t need to hear [...]

music monday

i’m solo with kiddos this week, so i hope to have my song up tomorrow. it’s an oldie, but a goodies. i used to listen to it in high school when it was already an older song.
it’s kinda cliche, but a fun song, none the less.